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[–]Tums_is_Smut_bkwrds 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

72 virgins is actually a oft repeated mis-translation. It's actually 72 raisins.

On a related note who here doesn't agree that cinnamon buns with raisins is an abomination unto Nugin?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

But still.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

This is a myth put out by liberal Muslims to try to guide how vulgar their religion is.

The virgins are described in detail. Including how they heal up and become virgins again after sex. They are also transparent.

[–]Node 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

They are also transparent.

As in not colored people, or as in you can see through them?

[–]Foidblaster9000 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Spooky virgins with spectral crotch healing superpowers. There's porn drawn somewhere surely

[–]Node 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Got a 4 pack of these, and they've averaged 1.25 kills each in the past couple weeks. The wood is 7 inches long, and that's a tree dahlia blossom petal in the upper right, btw.

In light of such a spooky crotch healing situation, I can see a concern about it suddenly 'healing' or 'springing shut' while one were still in there... I assume they have the timing issue worked out so the risk is low, but you need to be cautious when working with spooky superpowers. 🤔

[–]Foidblaster9000 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Oh, damnit. I wouldn't have clicked it if I'd known there were dead critters.

Maybe they're like succubi and just hypnotize you into comfort or something. Do you have any dead muslim friends we could seance up and ask?

[–]Node 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Sorry, changed it around during editing and left the warning out. Really, I think he might have just been resting.

No moslems, but do have a couple dead jew friends. (am just assuming on the second one, given his current age) I don't think reviving either of them would be a good idea.