Movie streaming services suck, of course

submitted by fschmidt from self.nonmorons

I just took a quick look at alternatives to Amazon Prime Video. And they are all worse. In fact much worse.

Here is how I search for movies. Of course I don't want movies since 2000 since almost everything made since 2000 is utter crap. Amazon's interface lets me do this because it is very old. This is one page that Amazon hasn't updated yet, thank God. All pages that Amazon has updated in the last 10 years are unusable. But this page is old.

None of the other movie streaming services have any meaningful filters. I presume this is because their customers are moronic modern scum who would never actively filter but instead just consume whatever crap appears before their eyes. Yet another reason why moronic modern scum must die.

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Of course. The idea of "streaming" is utterly modern anyway. The same sort of idiotic sham as "cloud" services. Rather than possess a hard copy of a work that remains intact and authentic for generations, you give up control to some satanic corporation. As Dana Carvey's Church Lady used to say - how conveeenient!

So of course streaming had to end this way. It was always a lame concept for a pathetically inert populace that can't even be bothered to preserve "its own" pop-culture canon.