Epstein Death Unsurprisingly Ruled Suicide

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[–]pointyball 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Bruises on his neck consistent with Hillary Clinton's fingerprints were quickly dismissed by James Comey and will not be investigated by the FBI as there was no intent. The DOJ will only act on recommendations provided by the FBI.

[–]FormosaOolong[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Haha!

Did you know that James Comey's daughter was slated to be a prosecutor on his case? https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/comeys-daughter-named-to-epstein-prosecution-team

[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

I doubt he's actually dead.

[–]hennaojisan 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Yes, produce the body—corpus delicti non carbarundum 🙃

[–]FormosaOolong[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

...cue the walking dead theme music...

[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And bring in the plastic surgeons...

[–]hennaojisan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I always thought Walking Dead was predictive programming for what's going to happen on down the road, but yeah, I see what you mean.

[–]FormosaOolong[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm with you there. Crazy rumors (I think Q silliness) are floating that they had Clinton's brother's corpse on ice and used it to send a message. He did look a bit like a fat Epstein, but that one sounds like an inspired piece of pulp fiction.

[–]dcjogger 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Americans become batshit insane when sex offenders kidnap kids, but don't parents have any responsibility?

Americans lose their minds when illegal immigrants find jobs, but no one cares that employers hire illegal aliens.