Americans are so retarded today that they scream tyranny is wonderful because the US has been a police state for 20 years and rights don't exist.

Americans swear everyone in the US is under 18.

Americans insist there is no free market and Internet companies would have a vested interest in angering customers and slowing Internet speeds if there were no regulations.

Americans scream that the US debt is $990 trillion, but they never offer any proof.

Americans swear Nazis used gun control to take over countries and Communists used gun control to enslave the population.

Americans say burning your own homework is arson.

Americans scream corporations can arrest you.

Americans insist regulations are better than cheap housing.

Americans say hotel managers who rent rooms to vandals that buy baseball bats from Walmart and smash windows should be arrested instead of the criminal.

Americans swear liberals don't like science.

Americans insist tyranny that happens in one state could never possibly spread to another state.

Americans say white men should have their wealth stolen because they are hoarding it.

Americans have become so batshit insane now that they scream medical care must be expensive and regulated because Americans are children, licensed doctors never make mistakes, cheap prices are bad, only the state can decide what is safe, doctors have a vested interest in killing patients, and the USSR was a huge success.

Americans swear that Libertarians must own land.