People are going to Target and taking all the pride merch to the register to purchase, waiting for the wagie to take all the hangers and tags off, asking the wagie to add the protection plan on each item, then realizing they forgot their wallets and then leaving

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[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

One that uses nails.

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That…. barely narrows it down. Could be a sexy Asian nail salon offering extra unadulterated services into the realities of Christianity in their basement. Or you are talking about Christianity that needlessly crucifies people so the main church dungeon doesn’t have to pay taxes like the future sex slave sheeps.

Either way, maximum kink. Glad I follow Rasta and choose to burn one down instead.

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Sorry I want the adulterated services please. Who has ever heard of unadulterated kink? My god.