you are viewing a single comment's thread.

view the rest of the comments →

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

Why waste time.

Equivalent to:

  • Why fight back?
  • Why stand your ground?
  • Why not give up?
  • Why not just die?

/s/FreedomFighters
/s/Preppers
/s/Organize
/s/ResistanceAnalysis
/s/PushBack

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth. But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also. And if anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, hand over your coat as well.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

So you are left homeless, half-blind, needing a dentist and butt-naked after being spanked, asking for more? What kind of weird bdsm cult you follow?

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

One that uses nails.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

That…. barely narrows it down. Could be a sexy Asian nail salon offering extra unadulterated services into the realities of Christianity in their basement. Or you are talking about Christianity that needlessly crucifies people so the main church dungeon doesn’t have to pay taxes like the future sex slave sheeps.

Either way, maximum kink. Glad I follow Rasta and choose to burn one down instead.

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Sorry I want the adulterated services please. Who has ever heard of unadulterated kink? My god.

[–]brimshae 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah. I also heard that anyone who hurts children should take a non-consensual swim with a millstone tied around their neck. What's your point?

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sounds good to me.