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😲 Helluva way to go...

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Death by flying, urinating cow is deffo up there on most epic fatalities 🙏

[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Cow piss is good for human skin. Urine luck.

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[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yaosuh. It's hard to get hot water out here. Thanks.

[–]IMissPorn 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Ya didn't read past the headline of your own link? For shame. It was actually the oldster who was urinating.

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Namaste 🙏

[–]GuyWhite 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Headline should have read “Street shitter killed by flying cow.”

[–]hfxB0oyA 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

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😂

[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I knew a guy whose father had died by having a pig fall on him. The pig was being raised on the balcony of an old building, and one day the balcony just broke off. The guy was kind of embarrassed by the manner of his father's death and didn't tell most people but one day he confessed it to me. If you believed my little anecdote you are fairly gullible. This one is from a Graham Greene short story.

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Interesting how older folks are being rebranded as "pensioner"s.

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Maybe that's all they knew about the guy, dude had a pension.

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Sharma retired from his post as an electrician in the Indian Railways 23-years-ago..

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If he worked as an electrician on the railways, he should have known the danger of flying cow impact.

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

He was a child at heart, and had a passion for micturating on the tracks, as he did as a young boy.

The demon cow god Vacca interpreted his actions as a sin against his mistress and lover who is named Cocaina; she's the demon goddess of "the white rails".

The man was punished by the demon god Vacca, who sent a cow off the rails to kill the man child.
Some refer to this as vaccination.