Pensioner killed by a flying cow that was hit by a train and flung 100ft while urinating on tracks
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😲 Helluva way to go...
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Death by flying, urinating cow is deffo up there on most epic fatalities 🙏
[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 11 months ago (2 children)
Cow piss is good for human skin. Urine luck.
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Free shower!
[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 11 months ago* (0 children)
Yaosuh. It's hard to get hot water out here. Thanks.
[–]IMissPorn 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun - 11 months ago (2 children)
Ya didn't read past the headline of your own link? For shame. It was actually the oldster who was urinating.
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Namaste 🙏
[–]GuyWhite 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
Headline should have read “Street shitter killed by flying cow.”
[–]hfxB0oyA 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 11 months ago (1 child)
It's a hard way to exit.
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[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 11 months ago* (0 children)
I knew a guy whose father had died by having a pig fall on him. The pig was being raised on the balcony of an old building, and one day the balcony just broke off. The guy was kind of embarrassed by the manner of his father's death and didn't tell most people but one day he confessed it to me. If you believed my little anecdote you are fairly gullible. This one is from a Graham Greene short story.
[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
/s/deathbybovine
[–]BISH 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 11 months ago (4 children)
Interesting how older folks are being rebranded as "pensioner"s.
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 11 months ago (3 children)
Maybe that's all they knew about the guy, dude had a pension.
[–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 11 months ago (2 children)
Sharma retired from his post as an electrician in the Indian Railways 23-years-ago..
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If he worked as an electrician on the railways, he should have known the danger of flying cow impact.
[–]BISH 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
He was a child at heart, and had a passion for micturating on the tracks, as he did as a young boy.
The demon cow god Vacca interpreted his actions as a sin against his mistress and lover who is named Cocaina; she's the demon goddess of "the white rails".
The man was punished by the demon god Vacca, who sent a cow off the rails to kill the man child. Some refer to this as vaccination.
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