Feds Boost Reward to $500K for Information on Capitol Pipe Bomber

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[–]Musky 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

It was Socks.

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

The cat? From the Clint Bill-ton administration?

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The user formerly known as Socks here, currently known under various names.

[–]LordoftheFlies 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Hold up now, don't be so quick to dismiss that idea. The "Bill-tons" have had their fingers in a lot of dirty, dirty pies. So why should the cat not be under suspicion as well? In fact, considering how quickly people dismiss cats as a source of criminal acts, it makes a great deal of sense to take a closer look at Socks. And, potentially, the cat and the shill might be connected by more than a coincidence of name...

And just so you know, if I'm later found to have committed suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head, it was totally the cat that did it.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

It’s probabally a fed.

[–]Gaydolf_Titler[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Took the words right out of my mouth.

[–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

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