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Hyperborea 9 insightful - 14 fun9 insightful - 13 fun10 insightful - 14 fun 2 years ago

Doctors say the first symptom of monkeypox is a pounding sensation in your ass

CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 2 years ago

Also, I seriously doubt this is an issue that only gay men are experiencing.

I strongly suspect that this is a PsyOp.

Everyone is getting the inoculation "pox", but the Gaslighting of the symptoms as a "gay men" disease ensures that only the most severe straight cases are seen by a physician.

IridescentAnaconda 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun 2 years ago

My personal hypothesis is that this is an effort to herd gay men into a vaccination campaign that will introduce other, undisclosed agents along with the leaky Vx they are promising. Reminds me of the conspiracy theory that HIV was introduced via the Hepatitis vaccine campaigns of the 70s. Obviously I don't have any hard evidence for this, it just feels like this is the purpose: it was unacceptable to advocate for limiting sexual partners until after most of the gays had already gotten their first shot (and even then you can only say hey guys maybe you should limit your contacts to 2 a week instead of 10). The only acceptable solution was a shitty vaccine that doesn't even really work (and now they're splitting the doses into fifths).

The whole thing is really fucking me up. I'm a gay guy who very much believes in (and practices) monogamy and I'm totally repulsed by the promiscuity and piss orgy culture. So part of me is outraged that the "powers that be" could do this to gay men, but on the other hand, play stupid games win stupid prizes. I hate that MPX is bringing out all the antigay hatred, but on the other hand I have no way to offer a rational objection to the hatred.

[deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun 2 years ago

I hate that MPX is bringing out all the antigay hatred, but on the other hand I have no way to offer a rational objection to the hatred.

It seems very Biblical, a plague on homosexuals.

I'm a gay guy who very much believes in (and practices) monogamy and I'm totally repulsed by the promiscuity and piss orgy culture

Why does that sort of hedonistic culture even exist?

IridescentAnaconda 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun 2 years ago

Why does that sort of hedonistic culture even exist?

Because it can. Some straight guys would be equally and disgustingly hedonistic, but women tend to prefer their men one-at-a-time rather than all-at-once, so it is much more difficult for an individual straight man to achieve the same level of degeneracy. Now imagine a system where there are no barriers to any and every kind of degeneracy, and add in whatever personal trauma that contributes. Finally, consider the specific culture develops around the structural capacity for debauchery, and then imagine being an individual gay man who, all other things being equal, would prefer to live a righteous life but finds that the culture doesn't support this preference.

Yes, it is very Biblical. Right now I think a lot about Romans 1:27. Whatever your thoughts on about the Bible being the literal Word of God (especially Paul's contributions), it at least functions as a historical record. Just the existence of this passage tells you that gay men were behaving the same way even 2000 years ago. It's a structural property, it doesn't even have anything to do with the inclinations of individuals, it results from the long-term average behavior of the system as a whole.

jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 2 years ago

Men like sex

CreditKnifeMan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 2 years ago

first symptom of monkeypox is a pounding sensation in your ass inoculation

ShekelPa 10 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 4 fun 2 years ago

Duh. Literally everyone that is boasting about getting it is a colossal faggot.

The only people that get it that are not faggots are the children and animals that they rape.

IMissPorn 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun 2 years ago

I think that should have been obvious for a while, just from how skewed the cases are towards men. But hey a lot of false ideas about Covid, like the "large droplet" theory persisted for way longer. So if mainstream media is willing to admit how this one works now, that's comparatively good.

[deleted] 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun 2 years ago

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[deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun 2 years ago

Because there's a lot of highly intelligent people here who unfortunately aren't allowed to have a voice. We're being subjugated.

Canbot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 2 years ago

Why are they right? Why does science get to be wrong over and over and still have morons act as though it is always right?

What people like you call science is nothing more than the word of your master. They are not "authorities of science" they are authorities by way of power. By way of controlling media and institutions.

It is not intelligent to abdicate your responsibility to think for yourself in lieu of obeying authority.

Anman 3 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 6 fun 2 years ago

Wrong, this is dangerous misinformation. The correct cause is, global warming.

[deleted] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun 2 years ago

Well this is Saidit so the correct cause is naturally the Jews.

jet199 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun 2 years ago

No, the real cause is long covid.

At least that's what he calls it.

Airbus320 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 2 years ago

And its tru

Anman 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 2 years ago

Global warming, jews, same thing.

blackpoop321 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 2 years ago

Without Jews, bigpharma wouldn't have kept the gays alive and they would have went extinct in the 90s.

jet199 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun 2 years ago

Nooooo!??

Canbot 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun 2 years ago

They have also spread it to children and dogs.

Anyone who thinks that wasn't from anal penetration is ignorant.

TarBaby 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 2 years ago

It all started out in Africa with gay men fucking monkeys.

Canbot 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun 2 years ago

I find your claim to be dubious. Gay STDs get transfered from top to bottom. The infected fluids sit in the anus and are absorbed by it.

Same with HIV.

TarBaby 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 2 years ago

How do the monkeys and dogs get Monkeypox then? Do they get a reacharound?

Canbot 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 2 years ago

Also anal.

[deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 2 years ago

Cue the 'i fell over with my penis out' excuses

TarBaby 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun 2 years ago

Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 2 years ago

Kekw

IkeConn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 2 years ago

What? Sex requires skin contact. Who was the idiot they allowed to publish that shit?

jet199 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun 2 years ago

Point is the aren't getting it from giving manly handshakes.

hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 2 years ago

I'm shocked.

OBA 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 2 years ago

Cool. So it's basically a disease 'tween dicks and assholes...

Questionable 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 2 years ago

ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 2 years ago

Hope not for the sake of that dog that had the same infection as its owners.