Psychotic seagull 'stalking' man leaving him soaked in blood and a hostage in own home 'has got it in for me'

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[–]jet199 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Grow up, man.

You are literally an adult scared of a bird.

You could step on it.

[–]NuclearBadger 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

He's a cuck, that seagull is clearly banging his wife.

He could get an air rifle and twat it legally, but he'd rather be a gay and call the papers.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is just the beginning, wait until they regroup!

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    [–]jet199 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Then he could sit on it.