McDonald's is shutting down its Russian restaurants

submitted by Jackalope from cnn.com

sorted by:
top
newinsightfulfun
you are viewing a single comment's thread.

view the rest of the comments →

[–]BravoVictor 13 insightful - 7 fun13 insightful - 6 fun14 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

Biden: "So, is the McDonalds ban working? Are Russians demanding Putin's head on a pike?"

Aid: "Well, not exactly. It seems their rate of heart disease and other health problems have declined dramatically. They're healthier and having better sex than any Russians in the last 20 years."

Biden: "What the hell is sex? Some sort of Russian sandwich?"

[–]restlessincanada 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

mcdonalds is clearly siding with the russians while killing the rest of us.