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[–]Tiwaking 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

President Dementia cant even figure out what the hell he is doing and you expect him to make a critical decision about international conflict?

America has only itself to blame

[–]chottohen 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Yeah, Joe, YOU go and we'll stay here.

[–]BravoVictor 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Listen Jack, if we abandon our allies in Eastern Equador, then Vladimir Rasputin will hijack all the butterscotch from here to Tuesday. Is that what you want? In summary, we need to invade Boliva. Wait for applause.

[–]chottohen 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

LISTEN: I WANT that butterscotch and no diplomat is changing my mind. I'll have a carrier group there Monday morning. You get the cream toppimg.

[–]Tiwaking 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Wait for applause.

/me cant stop laughing