O.J. Simpson a 'free man' as Nevada parole ends

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[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

He's 74. Does viagra and cialis still work then?

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, my dad is older than that and he was prescribed cialis for his prostate. I didn't know they did that. Dear old dad let me try one but it made my cock so hard it hurt. Anyways, he complains about it giving him stiffies.

So... Yeah, that's my family's cock situation and it's totally relevant.

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

In the movie "Terminator", Lance Hendrickson and O.J. Simpson were considered for the role with Arnold originally slated to play Kyle Reese. O.J. didn't get the part because he is way too likeable to convincingly play a killer.

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I saw that, that's super interesting. I can't even imagine Terminator with The Juice.

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Boy would it have made for some great memes though. Especially after he almost beheaded that white woman after catching her cheating on him with the white waiter at that restaurant she liked. Most people just get a divorce, but not OJ. He was basically an honorary white person at that point and he still chimped out when he got angry.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hey, I kinda like not fighting with you.

[–]ShalomEveryone 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

He'll definitely be partying tonight with some blonde white women.

Shalom

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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe some Jewish strippers! Have some kosher titties waving around.

Slalom.

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hey Diddle Diddle. Time for a Riddle. Who advocates for racemixing yet doesn't allow it themselves?

There are also a bunch of other similar ethnocentric policies in Israel that the western media rarely discusses...For example, foreign workers will often have to sign contracts that include stipulations that they will not sleep with any Israeli woman.