'Bags and bags' of money found stashed in bathroom wall at Joel Osteen's megachurch

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[–]Riva 6 insightful - 10 fun6 insightful - 9 fun7 insightful - 10 fun -  (0 children)

There's ALWAYS MONEY in the banana stand Michael!

[–]filbs111 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If you think this is bad, wait until you hear about banking.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

TONIGHT AT 6: LIVE FOOTAGE OF PRINCESS DIANA WORKING AS A TRUCK STOP LOT LIZARD.

FACT CHECKED.

[–]Tiwaking 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

I was going to say that I wish I had bags and bags of money, but it turns out this money had been stolen from the church :(
No reward for the guy who found it either

"Justin said the church or HPD never thanked him or reached out to him about $25,000 reward money," the station reported, referring to the reward that was offered following the 2014 theft. "Justin said he even called Crime Stoppers about reward money, but never heard back. He even tried reaching out to Joel Osteen but hasn’t heard back."

[–][deleted] 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Joel Osteen is a real piece of shit, and he's already richer than God. He's one of those guys that preaches he is wealthy because God loves him, and if you give him money then God will love you too. Prosperity gospel or something it's called.

But he shows his true colors all the time, like when he locked people seeking shelter from flooding out of his church.

[–]mahavishnunj 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

He's one of those guys that preaches he is wealthy because God loves him

thats EVERY televangelist. i gotta figure out how to get into that shit.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It takes a little up front money, but start a non-profit if you really want to go that route. Personally I'd rather do something like a charity that actually donates most of the money, besides a nice paycheck for me, than blaspheme and essentially steal from the weak and vulnerable.

[–]Node 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There probably are some weak and vulnerable, but it seems more like a "muh fellow grifters" type of organization. Same as with the Catholics, no conscious person who owns a bible would fall for his schtick.

Jesus wants us to become filthy rich.

lol

[–]Noam_Chomsky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

i gotta figure out how to get into that shit.

If you have talent, then wealth and fame can be yours.

Hollywood Industry Satanism - The Sacrifice.

There's nothing in this world that is worth the price that you will be asked to pay.

[–]turtlew0rk 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They probably just wipe their asses with their excess small bills which would explain why its in the bathroom. And seems like something these guys would be into.

[–]1000wombats 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Osteen is a blemish.

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I suddenly feel the need to take a shit.