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[–]Tovasshi 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

The Babylon Bee is a satire site, why are you posting it in News?

[–]Rob3122[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

Why not? It's a funny article and most news is bad news anyways.

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Wrong sub. Don't be lazy. Do better.

There's no shortage of options. Here's just a start:

/s/ClownWorld
/s/Comedy
/s/Funny
/s/Humor
/s/NotTheOnion
/s/Satire
/s/SwallowedTheBee

[–]Rob3122[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Fuck off. Go find a nice Canadian website, you mothercanucker

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

When you're a dick, to display that you're a shitty dick you're also proving you're an ass-fucker, and since everyone has an asshole, the chances are 50/50 that you stuck that shitty dick in a dudes ass. That's not even considering the odds that you might be a coprophile, pedophile, and/or necrophile.

[–]Rob3122[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Unfortunately for you I'm none of those things. I don't even know what those other 2 "philes" are. The fact that you thought of all that perverted shit at once though...makes me seriously second guess that Canadian stereotype that you people are all just a bunch of wholesome people in the woods. I'm not going to lie...I'm disappointed in you. With you being Canadian and all I think you regret that post as well.

[–]Node 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Not only not woods, a lot of them have the United States to their north. I think the wood leafs are more to the far left side of Canada, but don't quote me on that.

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

My window looks north across the Detroit River at the American Belle Isle.

I live in an igloo, like everyone else here.