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[–]mahavishnunj 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (16 children)

a)why are parades a thing that exists?

b)why would there be an xmas one over a month before xmas?

[–]Rob3122 10 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

A) because it's a chance to celebrate positive things. Is it the parades fault that yet another black man decided to chimp out and kill people?

B) If you weren't a dumbass...you'd know that the weather during winter in Wisconsin is brutal. Those conditions would be extremely poor for an outside event.

[–]mahavishnunj 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

B) If you weren't a dumbass...you'd know that the weather during winter in Wisconsin is brutal. Those conditions would be extremely poor for an outside event.

lol, really with this? when you type 'if you werent a dumbass', does it feel tingly or strange at all, like incredible irony is happening in real time?

[–]Rob3122 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

Says the guy blaming the parade and timing of it for another nigger killing innocent people lol

[–]mahavishnunj 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Says the guy blaming the parade and timing of it for another nigger killing innocent people lol

this may be complicated for the disabled, but if you could, show me where i said any of that. dont hurt yourself trying though, im looking out for you.

[–]Rob3122 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Once again asking someone to point out the dumb shit you say. In the other thread a poster literally thinks that you're a parody account...because that's how much of a joke you are.

[–]mahavishnunj 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Once again asking someone to point out the dumb shit you say. In the other thread a poster literally thinks that you're a parody account...because that's how much of a joke you are.

so you

a)cannot show me where i said any of that

b)are too stupid to realize what you even replied with

c)replies with something that has nothing to do with anything because you have once again gotten dealt with

im going with answers a,b, and c.

[–]Rob3122 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You do that

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

wow did you really type this out and hit submit

[–]mahavishnunj 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

wow did you really type this out and hit submit

remember that 'irony' thing from awhile back? you guys are gold, lol

[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

so you were just being ironic?

why not go troll on reddit

[–]Node 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Because the trolls are being fed here. The way to attract vermin is to feed them. The way to get rid of them is also to feed them, but on the trigger of a trap. If you have no trap, don't feed them.

In real life I just snapped the necks of 4 of them with those wooden Victor rat traps. Rats go for peanut butter. Trolls go for words of weakness they believe they can exploit. Don't feed them without the trap, or they will breed and multiply.

[–]mahavishnunj 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Because the trolls are being fed here. The way to attract vermin is to feed them. The way to get rid of them is also to feed them, but on the trigger of a trap. If you have no trap, don't feed them.

In real life I just snapped the necks of 4 of them with those wooden Victor rat traps. Rats go for peanut butter. Trolls go for words of weakness they believe they can exploit. Don't feed them without the trap, or they will breed and multiply.

the failure throughout this post is a thing of beauty!

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Processional rituals are part of pretty much every culture. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself and linking belief with the community and landscape.

Christmas is a long festival, it starts at the beginning of December with advent. So they are a week early but it's not too far off.

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Maybe his vehicle slipped on some ice, then the hot coffee in his lap spilled and he reacted, then his sleeping dog awoke from his yelling and jumped in his lap, then he realized he was plowing down people, then he tried to slam on the brakes but by this time the dog was by his feet and he stomped on the gas accidentally, then launching over bodies with his driving affected control lost he steered into more people, then he went into shock and his post traumatic stress kicked in rending him an amnesiac, then he just went home. Accidental dumb luck.

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    [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Plausible.

    Make a documentary of it for CNN.