back in the early 90's, i was at a movie theater in the galleria area of houston... i was by myself... kinda falling asleep in the movies... i would jump from one movie to another.. and then i had to go pee.. so i went to the restroom.. i walked into the restroom... subcounsciously, i kinda noticed that it smelled nice in this restroom.. which is odd for a men's room.. usually the men's room smells like stale beer and piss... even on a good day..

i sorta kinda found it odd that there werent any urinals on the wall.. no problem... i just kicked open a stall door and threw the lid up with my foot and peed... it must have sounded like a water fall..

when i came out of the restroom, i stopped in front of the mirror and just kinda looked at myself... and out of the corner of my eyes i couldnt help but notice that the men in this mens room had really long and beautiful hair... these were the most beautiful men that i had ever seen in a mens restroom..

i looked to my left and i asked the person standing next to me if i was by chance in the ladies restroom..

yup.

i walked out and went back to watch some more movie.

it was just another day in the life of keyser soze.