Pfizer Tells Kids They'll Get Superpowers From COVID Vaccine

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If myocarditis is a super power.

[–]zyxzevn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

After a few boosters, you can fly through walls!

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You can meet God.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

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[–]goonmessiah 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Anyone remember the lawsuit against redbull? That product didn’t give people wings…

[–]humancorpse[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/red-bull-settles-false-advertising-lawsuit-for-13m-1.2793536

ok, so red bull doesnt really give you wings? oh my god am i disappointed.. i thought i would grow angel wings.

so the lawsuit paid out $13 million, but they probably sold an additional one billion of red bull as a result of the lawsuit because cuious people wanted to see what all of the commotion is about and they liked it and now redbull sells a shitton of drinks.

The popular energy drink Red Bull sold 7.9 billion cans in 2020 worldwide, up from just over 4 billion cans in 2011

i think that the redbull company benefitted from that lawsuit.

[–]goonmessiah 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah, it worked out for a company that sells energy drinks. Not so sure it’s going to work out for the parents of dead/living children that don’t have the superpowers.

[–]humancorpse[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

but they have to get vaccinated... do the antivaxxers refuse the vaccine because they want to kill innocent children?

if a pharmaceutical company needs to sacrifice a few children to save a few children, and they can make a few bucks at it, why not do it?

fauci for president!