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[–]Noam_Chomsky 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

"Relax.. It's just a drill..."

"Alright.. RELEASE THE AEROSOLIZED NANOBOTS!"

"and we're live..."

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

they always do false flags on days suring tests like this, that way cops will stand down.

[–]khanrhyd 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Seems like right about now is a good time for a vacation if you live in NYC. Yellowstone seems nice right about now...

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

We are from the Government and we are here to help you. According to Ronald Reagan those are the scariest words you will ever hear.

[–]Brewdabier 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Mein Gott, das Gas ist giftig Mein Gott, das Gas ist giftig Mein Gott, das Gas ist giftig

Sorry the gas is a toxic and biological agent.