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[–]jet199 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

"I'm so sorry you got to New York."

[–]jamesK_3rd 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If I were a governor in any bordering state, I'd have a greyhound contract to send every illegal alien to IL, NY, and CA on a rotating basis provided they sign an agreement never to leave their new home state. Fast track.

[–]carn0ld03 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Are you an American that can pass for a foreigner? Then get yourself some of that illegals money too. Apply it to any outstanding debts you have.

[–]rubberbiscuit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

How does one prove you are an illegal immigrant?

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    [–]rubberbiscuit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    You're a trimmigrant, lol

    [–]bjam27 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    A Democrat NGO will be given the money to "distribute." No more questions allowed.