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[–]P-38lightning 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Quick! Get a mask on every bat. Force them to stay home in their caves.

Start playing endless commercials on their little bat TVs warning them they will all die if they don't do as they're told.

[–]RightousBob 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I wonder what the recovery rate for the new US bat strain would be? Hmmm let me guess 99.97%? Oh no we are all going to die! I hope the government saves us all with helicopter money and a miracle vaccine.

[–]FuriousPatriot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yawn