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[–]tomatosplat 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

Easy to fix. Stop buying airline tickets from the big 3.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Or just stop flying. I don't know why people want to fly all over the place these days anyway, sure if it's part of your job, but otherwise just stay at home, plant a veggie garden or something.

[–]tomatosplat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Drive. Get a boat ticket. Hop on a train. See the countryside.

[–]hennaojichan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

I never fly United or American and haven't for almost twenty years.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Last time I flew on Frontier a lady collapsed in the aisle and they asked if there was a doctor onboard. They really do that apparently. The German stewardess was also threatening people with some Homeland security shit. I was surrounded by crying babies. I made friends with the dude across the aisle laughing about the whole shit show. Glad I had plenty of booze for that flight.

The seats are really uncomfortable too and after Frontier nickel and dimed us with fees we ended up not saving much.

[–]Blackbrownfreestuff 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Sounds like my last Frontier flight.

[–]hennaojichan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Ha. Do you remember Airplane—or maybe Flying High—when the air hostess is going up the aisle asking, "Is there a doctor on board?" then cut-to Leslie Neilson in his seat wearing a stethoscope: "Oh, stewardess, I'm a doctor." ?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

That was Airplane, I love that movie.

I just wanted to say good luck, we're all counting on you.

[–]hennaojichan 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Oh, stewardess, I speak jive.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Jews for Jesus, How about Buddha?

[–]hennaojichan 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

The CDC is a private corporation so how can they tell anyone what to do?

[–]Node 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

By being a prominent member of the cabal.

[–]iraelmossadreddit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

and war drum beats. literaryy an act of war

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is a quack medicine website. Modern day snake oil. As useful as Urine Therapy. One might as well drink their own pee to improve their health.