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[–]Tarrock 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Jewish privilege is the ability to jack off on a zoom call, take weeks to get fired, and walk away with a golden parachute.

[–]Honestanonymous 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Did he really need to be fired it seemed like a mistake that could happen to anyone lol

[–]Trajan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I can understand the decision. It seems pretty poor judgement to treat himself to a wank during what seems to be a work call. Most people, cam whores excepted, would be fired for this.

[–]hennaojichan 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Sometimes I feel like somebody's watching me.

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That seems like an unfortunate accident that could happen to anyone. If it were a woman I doubt she'd be fired. Probably get a raise. If it were transgender they'd make them CEO and throw a woke parade. If it was an alien the stock holders would grab their steely pens and shiv it to death.

[–]madcow-5 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I strongly disagree. Not going to go off too much on porn and masturbation (I think it's a vice to be kept under control), but if you're so incompetent as to masturbate on camera in front of coworkers, you need to go.