Vietnamese police seize 345,000 used condoms ready to be sold as new, reports say

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[–]Hailey 12 insightful - 12 fun12 insightful - 11 fun13 insightful - 12 fun -  (1 child)

"They had received the condoms monthly from an unknown individual" - makes it sound like they came from some random dude. And by dude, I mean LEGEND.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

it was me I admit it

[–]Ash 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (11 children)

How the fuck did they pulled it off?!

"Boiled in water and reshaped on a wooden Phallus"??? I don't think that's how it works. Used condoms are useless and shapeless. Putting them in hot water will damage the texture. I'm also 100% that you can't reshape used condoms. It's either fake or I don't have much imagination left in me. I prefer the first because I don't want to believe that people are that retarded, buying used condoms without a package. FFS, I rejected the free condoms our local perv/dealer offered to me!

[–]Againstniggers 8 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 8 fun -  (7 children)

Ok condom expert

[–]Ash 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

Come on!! You don't have to be a condom expert to notice that something is off with the story. A used condom is flabby..stretched out. Yes, you can disinfect it but bringing it back to the tight shape? How?

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 10 fun7 insightful - 9 fun8 insightful - 10 fun -  (5 children)

it's in asia where they got little dicks so they don't get stretched out like they do by guys like me

[–]Againstniggers 7 insightful - 8 fun7 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Teheee

[–]Ash 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Imagine

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

lol ok

[–]Againstniggers 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Cope and seethe

[–]Kikeniggertransfaggo 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

[–]Deadheadredemption 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

Easy just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.

[–]Ash 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Lol-No words, you savage bastard!

[–]goobandit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Just stick em in front of those dryers at the end of the carwash. Boom, good to go

[–]asterias 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Bring new meaning to "saving the environment".

[–]ReeferMadness 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Who collects them, and from where? Imagine all that effort to recycle something that is so cheap to produce. This just doesn't make any sense.

[–]yetanotherone_sigh 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It's Vietnam. Probably someone cleans up the local brothels and empties their trash.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Imagine that's your JOB.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

homeless guys go around picking up cans for 5 cents here which I never got. drug addicts get desperate I guess

[–]Tom_Bombadil 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Sounds like someone is cooking up a pretext for some sort of condom/birth control bullshit.

No doubt the govt will need to step in and save us from an absurd used condom scare that probably never happened.

[–]polync 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Definitely! You'll be supposed to install a tracking app, register and license every condom you're using!

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They can stick their registered condoms up their ass.

It would be great if prison "Bubba" would help them with that. Poetic justice.

I don't want any part of it.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Good call

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I'm imagining a literal sweatshop, with slaves sitting in cages forced to masturbate with condoms on all day..

[–]ItchMcConnell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Bullshit

[–]soyboy77 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm all for recycling. Admirable effort.

[–]YouBowIPiss 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I knew my used condoms will be used well.

[–]Optimus85 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"Pre-Stretched For Your Comfort"