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[–]TiredJustTired 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Oh you mean that snow monster from The Empire Strikes Back, the one that captures Luke?

[–]cashflasher 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

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