Warming Greenland ice sheet passes point of no return

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[–]TiredJustTired 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Wam, bam, thank you, mam! Just like that.

[–]cashflasher 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

i have many more good ideas about what to do with the north pole.. we could open up a chain of iceporno palaces, where for a sizeable fee you can check into a hotel and get assraped by a creature that is a cross between bigfoot and a grizzly bear.

all that i need is to secure a round of funding, a couple of billion should get this enterprise off the ground.

i take paypals.

[–]TiredJustTired 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Oh you mean that snow monster from The Empire Strikes Back, the one that captures Luke?

[–]cashflasher 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

of course the snow monster is available for you(insert name of preferred client here). what type of raping service will you like provided, (mr/miss/other)? []assrape []mouthrape []eyesocketrape []nostrilrape []armpitrape []other please describe ______________________. (use back of form if additional space is required)

we are taking pre-construction bookings now, at a discount, would you like to reserve a room now sir/madame?

lubrications and sextoys are available for extra charges.

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