​Breaking: Andrew Yang Contracts Coronavirus After Relatives From China Visited His Mansion In New York For Chinese New Years

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[–]kokolokoNightcrawler 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

That Yang dude is crazy af. None of his interactions with the media are making him look remotely sane

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Watch him in the first democratic primary debate. I swear he won the fucking thing. Everyone else sucked bigly.

[–]kokolokoNightcrawler 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

I believe it's just that I dunno if I could medically endure that much cringing.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Hhaha yeah don't. I couldn't click away from the trainwreck that is Joe Biden. He dropped the "we gotta keep punching away at domestic violence" line.

Anyway, the whole debate was confused and wandering, but Yang brought it all together and restored sanity and made good points and looked like the adult in the room like twice. Owned it in two different moments.

[–]kokolokoNightcrawler 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I believe you. He is smart, but he is overcompensating for something, probably a nano-penis https://youtu.be/FspLzL2b9Rk?t=25

[–]ItchMcConnell 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Just stop. Get some help.

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

This is satire. And poor satire at that. We need a satire tag.

[–]la_cues 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I don't agree with a tag.

However, it shouldn't be in the "news" sub if it really isn't news.

[–]magnora7 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Removed this from /s/news as this is not news.