Man arrested after 'having sex with stuffed Olaf and unicorn in supermarket'

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[–]pointyball 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Should have been beaten to death.

[–]Many_Coconut 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Da fuq... whhhhhyyyyyy?

(Also, why not just drink the unicorn blood, I have heard that it gives superpowers or some shit like that. I think some tosser named Jerry Hopper said it.

[–]Snow 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I guess he is a furry.

[–]Theo_Fridall 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It is impossible to "have sex with" an inanimate object.

He was using it to masturbate.

[–]Snow 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That is not a good tool to masturbate, I think.

[–]Theo_Fridall 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

No victim, no crime.

[–]Snow 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The supermarket is the victim...