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[–]goobandit[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

My forties are kicking my ass And handing them to me in a margarita glass I was infatuated with an older man And then I dated a psychopath So I'm 44 in 2020 and thank god I saved up some money Time to ruminate like, what the fuck was that?

Like a shot of good luck I got a puppy and a truck If you feel like giving up Shut up Get a puppy and a truck

I don't fuck with MOPAR, Tesla or Ford I'm a Chevrolet Angel lord! Traded my 64 Malibu for a van And to tell you the truth That's the only regret I have

I need a dog that's hypoallergenic In the poodle milieu and photogenic Don't shed, don't bark And can play in the band

Like a shot of good luck I got a puppy and a truck If you see us rolling up Thumbs up Puppy and a truck

I don't got no kids I don't got no kids I don't got no roots I'm an orphan Catch me if you can I'm lacing up my boots

Like a shot of good luck I got a puppy and a truck And some unconditional love Like a shot of good luck Get a puppy and a truck If you see us rolling up Say what's up Puppy and a truck