Are You Criminally Insane? Move to Ohio.

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[–]chottohen[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Uh, make that Illinois. Too much vodka and Xanax.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

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[–]chottohen[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Now I see that it's two beer mugs. Didn't see it five days ago.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I was pretty confused by that, lol.

[–]chottohen[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It was so tiny, that emoji. Beer is always a good idea. We must preserve the precious bodily fluids.

[–]chottohen[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Mushrooms?

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Just beer here.

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    [–]Hoomsns 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Whenever I have been to jail in Texas for felony, the court process is entirely a bullshit kangaroo game..

    When you go to court, they ask if you want to plead guilty and accept a prison term.

    If you say no, they reset you to wait in jail for two months and try court again.

    If you can afford bail, they have less leverage over you, you don't need to sit in jail for many months.