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[–]Alphix 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

They knew that back then!

[–]carn0ld03 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I'm more curious as to where that was published.

[–]cunninglingus 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Figures on the left are unrelated to the text on the right. Nonetheless, this is good advice for Chipit. 😄

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Prob true.

[–]Bonn1770 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Porn makes you retarded.

[–]WhenImBanned 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Whoever made that basically invented the first Chad vs Virgin template

[–]Questionable 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (12 children)

So you put the words next to the pictures, and that makes it true somehow? K.

How about you start by telling us what "vital essences" means, and we can seek validity from there?

[–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

Purity of Essence, Mandrake.

[–]weavilsatemyface 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Purity of Essence

Is that another term for being full of pure, Grade A horseshit?

There is no such thing as "vital essence".

[–]Chipit[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I see you're not familiar with the world-famous movies that Stanley Kubrick made.

[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

world-famous movies that Stanley Kubrick made

Are we still talking about pure, Grade A horseshit? Because that's what most of Kubrick's movies are.

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

To put it simply, one could call it " blood plasma nutrient levels"... Yes, I just answered my own Question. Now to ask the really awkward Questions. Starting with, why did u/Chipit state the word "Mandrake" in his reply?

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

That is not enough information to go on. And in fact does not address the Question I asked.

[–]Chipit[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Water is the source of all life. Seven tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why do you realize that 70% of you is water? And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water - to replenish our precious bodily fluids. Are you beginning to understand?

Do you realise that fluoridation is the most monstrously-conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Yes. In short, you have stated, masturbation may lead to dehydration. I will spare you the related lurid details on dog breeding and their complications.

[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

masturbation may lead to dehydration

Jesus fucking Christ, a 130 lb (30 kg) guy would need to ejaculate over 75 times without having a drink to reach even 1% dehydration! Even 16 year olds don't have that sort of endurance.

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well that is some fun math, but athletes don't become dehydrated through ejaculation.

[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

precious bodily fluids ... fluoridation is the most monstrously-conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?

You're funny 😃

Wait, you're serious 😞 Dude you need help.

[–]socks-the-nigger 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Stop spamming

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Is that not the difference between all 16 and 21 year olds, though?

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I always feel great after a jack-session....don't know what those chaps are going on about....

[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The first figure (the 16 y.o.) is tired and shagged out from working 18 hour days in the work house. The second figure (the 21 y.o.) is obviously Edgar Allan Poe, the notorious mentally-disturbed fantasy writer. Even in the picture, he has his hand down his trousers, probably gripping the ol' love sausage.

The third figure, the 50 y.o., is clearly a preacher worn out from too many years banging on about masturbation from the pulpit, while the final figure, the 70 y.o. is obviously Ben Franklin, the well-known elder statesman, nudist, horn-dog ladies' man and wanker.