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[–]handbananasrevenge 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Lately, Greta doesn’t look like she’s been skipping seconds.

Why does this chubby mong get to lecture the rest of us?

If what she says is true, she’s basically using the suffering of others to make a living.

Professional activism is almost always filled with otherwise mediocre people who have no other avenue for success.

Look at David Hogg. Classic mid-wit who was heading towards a life of mediocrity. Then a bunch of his classmates got killed and he jumped in front of the cameras while their bodies were still warm.

Now he gets to go to Harvard and will probably have connections that will keep him in tall cotton for life.

Imagine that a school shooting was the best thing to ever happen to you.

[–]Rastafoo[S] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Didn't believe it at first but yeah she has actually put on some weight. She's only 19 and her face has rounded out like she's 27.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Age doesn't make your face rounder.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Obesity does

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

:( moon face

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Why does this chubby mong get to lecture the rest of us?

Because she's one of the elite (her parents told her so, after all) and the rest of us are just windowlicking plebs and unlettered serfs (her parents told her that too). And because the likes of us are clearly too stupid to function without a firm guiding hand, she graciously consents to invest her valuable time to make sure that we understand what we're supposed to do to make life better for people like her.

Look at David Hogg.

I predict that this meatbag will turn to a job that allows him to hide his utter incompetence. Something PR related, most likely, where he doesn't have to be intelligent or capable, just sound like he is.

[–]Gravi 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (23 children)

She's my age, she's like some days older than me, why the fuck is she so popular when speaking about climate?

I could speak about such bs all day and I'd get about 0 attention, is it because I have a 8=========D? Or is it because I am not retarded/with a mental illness flying around and saying bullshit my parents wrote me to speak about?

Glad my parents aren't using me for that shit, even worse is that they're abusing their mentally ill child, jfc.

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    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (12 children)

    Gravi has every right to be upset, Schwarzenigga, it's not his fault he was born with a penis making his parents opinions worthless to an international audience through manipulating him and pretending he has an imaginary mental health problem.

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      [–]Gravi 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (10 children)

      I am a bad person?!?!?!? omgggggggg.

      Elaborate or I will do bad person stuff to you!!!!!1

      [–][deleted]  (9 children)

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        [–]jet199 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

        Home truths.

        Greta sees you as precisely they type of the useless esters to be genocided to save her class.

        Megan Merkel is more cluster b than even Amber Herd and yet she will still never suck your cock.

        Stop worshipping celebs, they are all bad, damage people and mostly stupid on top of that.

        [–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

        Mm

        [–]Gravi 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

        Nice ad hominem.

        Proof for my concept of reality being in games?

        And lastly, these "arguments" of yours aren't arguments, just name calling and "pointing" things out with no proof.

        [–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

        Socks is messing with ya

        [–]Gravi 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

        Figured it out in chat later on, still nice to at least roast his ass.

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          [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

          Right that you're dumb, but we don't just think it bruh, we know it 🙏

          [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

          Simp.

          [–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

          😮

          [–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

          is it because I have a 8=========D?

          Why you over there lying like that? You know damned well it's more like 8===D.

          [–]Gravi 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

          Swedish PP pump.

          [–]LordoftheFlies 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

          Fucking Swedes and their advanced dong engineering, it's a fucking cheat.

          [–]Gravi 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

          Buy one and enjoy a new life!

          [–]tiny-brown-mug 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

          Yep. Her parents launched her career, now they're using her to profit and get their 15 minutes of fame vicariously. It's sick.

          You know what the solution might be? Plant more trees. That would solve the alleged (and probably non-existent) "CO2 problem" as well as increase oxygen levels, provide habitats for animals, and help fight erosion and landslides and stuff. The weather might normalize a bit, too. Maybe. There's a theory floating around out there that "climate change" isn't being caused by car emissions or factory emissions, but by a serious lack of trees / forested areas globally.

          But because planting more trees is a simple solution that doesn't involve shaming and scolding people or getting a lot of attention, you don't hear about it as often.

          [–]LordoftheFlies 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

          But because planting more trees is a simple solution that doesn't involve shaming and scolding people or getting a lot of attention

          You forget that it's also not a solution that can generate considerable quantities of think-tank, lobbyist, and activist income, which then funnels upward to become politician and corporate income.

          [–]tiny-brown-mug 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

          True.

          [–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

          Mm

          [–]Brewdabier 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

          Yeah that little Cu*8 travels around on her yacht and her crew of 12 flys around the world to keep the yacht in great shape. And she has all the electronics like any other person.

          [–]RandumbZer0 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

          Where's a school shooter when actually required..?

          [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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            [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

            Hi Greta ✋