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[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

shot by a Jew

"OMG! OMG! A JEW!? 😲 RUN FOR THE HILLS BOYS! THEY'RE A COMIN' FER YA!"

Fuckin snowflake.

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    [–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

    I'm less Jewish than Adolf was. Imagine being so obsessed by da joos that you see them everywhere. You're not Palestinian are you?

    [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    I'm less Jewish than Adolf was.

    Seems legit, I fully believe you, friend.

    [–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Adolf asked the Gestapo to disprove the rumours that his grandfather was Jewish. They came back and said "We can't prove it one way or the other", which is a dog whistle for "Fuck me, even we, the Gestapo, can't cover this shit up!".

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    True. Source: I was in Gestapo.