What's the difference between a drug cartel and the government?

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[–]Spotted_Lady 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

What are the similarities and differences between a government and a prostitute?

While you pay both to screw you, you usually enjoy it when a prostitute screws you.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

And, only some prostitutes will rob you every chance they get.

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what is the difference between vaginal paste and tooth paste?

a couple of missing ingredients.

this is a recipe for homemade tooth paste that we have used for generations:

INGREDIENTS:

(1) cup vaginal paste

(1) cup boric acid

(6) peppermint leaves

(2) cups of sugar

(1) pound of cinnamon

RECIPE: POUR INGREDIENTS INTO ANY BUCKET AND STIR/WHIP WITH RUBBER SPOON FOR EIGHT HOURS.