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[–]BravoVictor 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

It hurts because it's true.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's Vinnie Barbarino logic, and his grasp of social studies

[–]Spotted_Lady 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

What are the similarities and differences between a government and a prostitute?

While you pay both to screw you, you usually enjoy it when a prostitute screws you.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

And, only some prostitutes will rob you every chance they get.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

what is the difference between vaginal paste and tooth paste?

a couple of missing ingredients.

this is a recipe for homemade tooth paste that we have used for generations:

INGREDIENTS:

(1) cup vaginal paste

(1) cup boric acid

(6) peppermint leaves

(2) cups of sugar

(1) pound of cinnamon

RECIPE: POUR INGREDIENTS INTO ANY BUCKET AND STIR/WHIP WITH RUBBER SPOON FOR EIGHT HOURS.

[–]Noam_Chomsky 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Drug cartels are free market.

Governments subsidize the wealthy.

[–]goobandit 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Governments subsidize cartels too tho

[–]filbs111 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Arguably a cartel isn't free market. It's better than government in the sense that, although the price is inflated, you can still choose.

[–]iDontShift 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

drug cartels were created by the government.

prohibition was not a grass roots effort, but created the atmosphere in which the mob was formed

[–]fschmidt 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

My translation of El Chapo:

They call me a bad killer, assassin, thief, and all the worst that one can be in this world but I only hurt people who truly deserve it. I don't kill children, the elderly, and much less do I take from them what they need. The drugs are consumed by those who want it, and I don't force them. In contrast in the government, they kill innocent people to keep power, kill children, students, the elderly, rob their necessities, and after all that, they have a salary and call the president servant of the people, and the only thing that they do is serve themselves from the people. SO WHO IS THE BAD GUY, ASSASSIN, AND THIEF???

[–]1000wombats 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Touche.