What's wrong with kids today?

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[–]IkeConn 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

People with a LGBTQ agenda in the schools.

[–]RandumbZer0 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

*in the government

According to my gay friends, all the agendas & problems seemingly start a 'T'

[–]hennaojichan[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

"You should talk to my friend Tommy, he has a huge cock!"

[–]forscher 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is only funny on a meta-level, in reality it isn't:

Invited to a fraternity-meeting (all completely drunk, all in medicine) and they try to make you fence to get the scar.

Real sabers, i mean like WTF ???

This seems something they seem to require to see you as their brother.

I only could evade this by boxing two knockouts after denying as politely as i could like 58 times. Then they understood, finally. Thankfully i wasn't as drunk as this crowd.

Never will i leave a house again with my fists in front of my face, so i never will go into a house like this ever again.

These are your M.D.s , my dear readers.

Fun fact: This was 2006 and i was their educator in "Physics for Medicine".

Now they know about "impact" and "impulse" very clearly, if they even can remember. I'm quite sure they remember me.

87 % of medical students fail in physics but that i can understand.

They actually got understand a little bit of everything. But still: This doesn't justify their hepatitis-positive quote (30 % and of course i take a sample after sme hit me in the face with a saber) and their addiction to PCP.

These fraternities make about 9 % of them.

So if you wanna know an example where Mengele and colleagues actually come from.

This is it.

[–]forscher 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

My class ? Have your pick:

Classic Borderline, OCD, ADHS (i can handle this one, because i surely know the problem), Depression, Addictions to medicine (mainly amphetamines which basically are SPEED and if you brain isn't hardwired the other way around, like it is with ADHS you surely can't take these like smarties, but even if: you shouldn't), opiod dependance: TAKE YOUR PICKLE.

I got a lot of pickles. Actually i could be very less stressful: If they finally put a social worker or even better a fully studied psychologist at my side.

[–]hennaojichan[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

I will take opioid dependence for $500. I get a lot of work done on those substances or used to, using only small doses most of the time. Appetite suppressants? Sure. I'm planning to ask my doc for some of those to treat my borderline dementia.

[–]forscher 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

Opiod dependency easy: Since we are seemingly playing jeopardy now. :)

Your cost for drugs explode from zero to 50 $ a day.

I could do this all day.

And dementia ? Gingko, my friend. Gingko.

[–]hennaojichan[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

I have other pain including conditions that would make the opioids welcome. There are different kinds of pain.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

That sucks, don't blame anyone in pain for wanting to take opioids. If people want to abuse them for fun and get addicted that's on them but it has led doctors to not want to give them to people that actually need them.

[–]hennaojichan[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The doctors take them when they need them but the hoi polloi (me) have to do without.That's all right. I know a place in SE Asia where I can buy them over the counter. But I can't go to SE Asia now.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'd never go to that hellhole

[–]forscher 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I don't. But i also know what long-term opiod-use (not even abuse) does to a mind.

First-hand knowledge.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

yes but what does long term chronic pain with no relief do to a mind? Far worse.

[–]forscher 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Ethical considerations never were my strong suit. Point taken.

I just do what i do. And observe. And either do or don't give a fuck.

I am not into medicine or pharmacy. Or lets say only partly. And that is exactly where i belong.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

the ideal situation is of course to be perfectly healthy, that becomes less likely especially as we age of course. We become a medical expert real quick when we get some sort of medical issue and go to a doctor who then blows you off. They're trained in medical school to assume everything is psychosomatic unless you keep coming back like 5 times. So then you have to do your own research, which of course is a dirty word these days. And what you find is horrifying.

[–]forscher 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I get your point.

See (since i'm also an Asperger's) : For me it is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baclofen. They cut my access to this 1cent pill long ago.

But i got a lab. So you actually know what happened.

I totally can feel this. Anything above that: I take my fifth amendment rights.