Vaccine savior...

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[–]skeeter 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

I mix my vaccine with my meth, it burns clean.

[–]thefirststone 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

You have to vape vax at a lower temp or it destroys the 5G graphene nanites.

[–]skeeter 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

i dont really use meth. I truly dont know where to get some.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Yep, that's exactly what I've been warning about. Pathogenic priming.

[–]Gravi 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Time to prep our bodies with experimental vaccines that do shit, oh yea!

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

How can a real magician -which you are- get so deeply political ?

This even ain't your scene. Since this "pandemic" started, i started drawing even though crafts ain't the shiny part on me.

I know we two magicians in fact do stand on the same side of the palantir, even now.

So maybe you start drawing your godess of eternal consumption again, before i get wild.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

I didn't draw it.

I'm not into magic or mahjyk or whatever. You can call me a wizard (short for wize-arsed) if you want.

I was righteously concerned about life and artfully crafty before, but lacking meaning and purpose - that I've found since I became conspiro-political. Because I'm a good wizard I'm here to try to help save humanity even if they don't much deserve it.

I shelved developing that painting concept (/s/didit) until I could really relax and return to painting, and/or there was a way to make money at it. Not going to happen with the Great Reset any time soon.

Instead I'm working on some videos for 9/11.

I might take you up on that chess game.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

You've not given up on hope. So at least this part doesn't divide us. And if you wan't a f=mgh calculation why no 7. couldn't have collapsed the way it did, i'm quite sure i got this anywhere in my papers. Scratches head.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I don't understand. Scratches head.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

For my parts i thought i'd have been very exact: WTC no. 7 shouldn't have collapsed. So i'm not into your kinda dark magic suppossing owners of a palantir understand anymore than we white mages do.But i'm suspicious** about that one too. Please don't call me now, to bring an army of elves into this fight. Because i can and at my discretion will surely do. In fact i carry a very bright burning white flame. That unites Eurasia, e.g. . So now you can put me into a corner or see me for what i am.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

WTC no. 7 shouldn't have collapsed.

Truth.

I don't do magic much less dark magic and I don't understand your elves or light stuff.

Speak clearly or your wasting both our time.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Sry. Physics ain't nowhere to be clear. But let me assure you, every student i had, learned that their 9/11 story is bs. Physically impossible, that is why bs. And yeah well yeah it may i encourage an army of elves. :)

Who may know real physics, e.g. what the difference between a bullet and an arrow actually is. Even Tolkien has this one mage, who for centuries is friends with the elves, just remember.