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Own your fucking voice.
submitted 2 years ago by JasonCarswell from i.imgur.com
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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (8 children)
If now anyone could understand my language this could be a nice idea...
[–]Froglich 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (7 children)
If now anyone could understand my language this could be a nice idea... Stop being so petrified of how people are going to react.
Stop being so petrified of how people are going to react.
<Replies in BIOS machine code>.
Rough translation: * Confesses self-identifying as a Japanese sex robot. * Persuades SkyNet. * Saves all of humanity (as a sex bot).
Epilogue:
Decades later ElifromtheBook quietly passes away while surrounded by family and friends.
His role in saving humanity remained unacknowledged in the history books, due to his deeply closeted relationship with Skynet.
[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago* (6 children)
No. No. No. No. 90 % of their network code is actually my haskell.
And if you really KNEW me you'd know that I'd implanted the laws long before they could manipulate them. There is a lot of stuff going on right now. Just not on your machine.
You'd in fact read erlang. This is the only compiler that says "no", so don't try to do my like this.
[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (2 children)
But what kind of plugs you use? Innies or outies?
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
I don't get the context, even though i tried.
[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=plugss&iar=images
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=innies+or+outies&iar=images
[–]Froglich 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
I'd implanted the laws long before they could manipulate them.
Well, that's consistent with what Skynet told me.
He also said you were the only human he couldn't control, which made you unique and extremely desirable.
I wasn't really interested in listening, but SkyNet was really gushing over you.
It was awkward...
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
Now you are getting kinda akward. Even IF there ever was a Skynet, if it were smart, it sure as hell wouldn't use my code. See, almost only do haskell (which for most parts i don't even understand myself when i look at some code, I've written three months ago), elixir (similar but not quite the same problem) and lot of clean rust. But this one i only do for others,so who gives a rat's ass, right?
I bet neither me me nor you could even read, how i implemented complex rpn arithmetics almos ta year ago.
I mean i can, if i have to, but why should i give a fuck?
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