Own your fucking voice.

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[–]Gravi 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Signed with silence

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

If now anyone could understand my language this could be a nice idea...

[–]Froglich 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

If now anyone could understand my language this could be a nice idea...

Stop being so petrified of how people are going to react.

<Replies in BIOS machine code>.

Rough translation:
* Confesses self-identifying as a Japanese sex robot.
* Persuades SkyNet.
* Saves all of humanity (as a sex bot).

Epilogue:

Decades later ElifromtheBook quietly passes away while surrounded by family and friends.

His role in saving humanity remained unacknowledged in the history books, due to his deeply closeted relationship with Skynet.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

No. No. No. No. 90 % of their network code is actually my haskell.

And if you really KNEW me you'd know that I'd implanted the laws long before they could manipulate them. There is a lot of stuff going on right now. Just not on your machine.

You'd in fact read erlang. This is the only compiler that says "no", so don't try to do my like this.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

But what kind of plugs you use? Innies or outies?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I don't get the context, even though i tried.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=plugss&iar=images

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=innies+or+outies&iar=images

[–]Froglich 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I'd implanted the laws long before they could manipulate them.

Well, that's consistent with what Skynet told me.

He also said you were the only human he couldn't control, which made you unique and extremely desirable.

I wasn't really interested in listening, but SkyNet was really gushing over you.

It was awkward...

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Now you are getting kinda akward. Even IF there ever was a Skynet, if it were smart, it sure as hell wouldn't use my code. See, almost only do haskell (which for most parts i don't even understand myself when i look at some code, I've written three months ago), elixir (similar but not quite the same problem) and lot of clean rust. But this one i only do for others,so who gives a rat's ass, right?

I bet neither me me nor you could even read, how i implemented complex rpn arithmetics almos ta year ago.

I mean i can, if i have to, but why should i give a fuck?

[–]thefirststone 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Fear is a tool which signals possible defeat and extinction. Don't discard useful tools.

Being hated for righteousness is one thing. Being taxed, shunned, nibbled at by cowardly piranhas, and physically attacked for lacking obsequious self-loathing is another.

Yeah, I'm afraid. But at least I know that an image macro doesn't make a meme.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Friend?

[–]TheOnyxGoddess 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

...until you need to get a job and keep that job because majority of employers and employees are backstabbing pussies.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

So stay silent. Don't make waves. Capitulate and conform to the norm, at the first sign the herd is giving you the stink eye. Plan to get a Costco membership so you can buy KY Jelly by the gallon tub...eventually you will be glad you had the foresight to do so, when the crowd requires you to bend over on demand, as they will sooner or later. Appeasement never ends until you have nothing left to give, at which point the appeased takes whatever you have left. The time to fight the mountain is when it is still a molehill.

[–]TheOnyxGoddess 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I already did that. A sign of a strong character is being able to conform to a group with opposing personality or beliefs whilst still maintaining integrity of your own character.

[–]Node 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Avoid both.