Average Redditor

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[–]iDontShift 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

average front page redditor.

normal people live in their little subs..

keeping the site from completely crashing.

[–]Comatoast 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Did they try to co-opt Southern slang?

[–]TheJamesRocket[S] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Yes. It sounds so fake and forced when they say ya'll.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

ya'll

I used to spell y'all that way until I got sick of fighting with redditors over it.

[–]Akali 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

That last part with the husband points made me die of laughters! xD

[–]TheJamesRocket[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Its just like those male feminists, who think they'll get sex if they rack up enough 'nice guy' points.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There's "choreplay" where husbands do chores because their wives claim this puts them in the mood. Spoiler: it does not.

[–]RightousBob 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Who are kidding? What reddit incel has a significant other? Your Mom doesn't count!

[–]magnora7 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah this is specifically the "adult redditor" starterpack. Most redditors are 12-16

[–]KaiEdwardBannon 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The 12-16 year old redditor starter pack: "Look pewds I'm proper floor gang"& "My hair has pretty style thanks to jacksepticeye!"

^ true story

[–]asterias 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I don't think reddit has many incels, as all of their subs have been banned.

[–]RightousBob 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Good point! I guess if super-straight is "trans-phobic" then being an incel must be super-exclusionary.

[–]CallMeIshmael 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Wait, why is there a Zero Punctuation character in this? Don't limp him in with Reddit's trash!

[–]Jesus-Christ 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is funny but what's the shower pic referring to? Is it the "shower more" meme?

[–][deleted] 0 insightful - 2 fun0 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

A beard and mustache styled to resemble additional rows of teeth? Is this the legendary microaggression? Very subtle.