Wear your mask...

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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

The only reason a mask should be worn is to keep the persons boogers on their face when they sneeze. I don't want thie damn cold bug flying into the air I breathe. The rest is political control.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (4 children)

There are many other reasons to wear masks:

  1. Virtue signal and pretend you're an informed citizen.
  2. Butterface chicks with nice eyes.
  3. Pedos won't get identified.
  4. It's easier to ignore old curmudgeons when you don't see them snarling at you.
  5. Projectile vomit humour videos.
  6. Keep saying "What?!" when people tell you not to do what you want but you keep going anyway.
  7. That hot girl who loves horses but also has halitosis.
  8. Show off your zany personality with fashionable submission designs.
  9. Act like an anonymous douche online, but in person.
  10. Hide your cleft pallet.
  11. Mock, mimic, and make faces at people from behind your mask.
  12. Use the mask to pick up dog poop, then fold it neatly and gift it to your enemies.
  13. Wear a green mask while reading "Behind The Green Mask: U.N. Agenda 21" (I just bought online a couple days ago)
  14. There is no 14.

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    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    Video? Are you thinking of Behind The Green Door?

    I had face diapers in there somewhere, then edited it out for something else. Like the memes, the text evolves until it's as good as it's gonna get, or I'm just done, or both. Maybe I should make this a meme too.

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      [–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      1. This line is started with 13.

      13) This line is started with 13)

      Good idea. Time for me to go Behind The Green Smoke.