Finally, the cure for COVID-1984...

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[–]Tom_Bombadil 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Agreed.

Also, WTF is in that test tube?

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Jello shot laced with kryptonite.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Party Time!

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Super, man!

[–]hennaojichan 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Eat flaming death, fascist media pigs.

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Don't be rude

[–]AcceleratedWallops 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (27 children)

Waaaaa I have to cover my mouth in public, this piece of fabric hurts my skin, waaaa

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (26 children)

Don't think. Obey, slave.

[–]AcceleratedWallops 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (25 children)

I think that this tiny inconvenience to me which saves everyone's grandmas is pretty fucking easy to do.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (24 children)

Grandma had her life. Don't take it away from everyone else on the slim fucking chance she MIGHT get it. This is guilt via propaganda bullshit.

You're falling for the totalitarian SCAMDEMIC because you still have faith in the systems that deceive and exploit you/us. Just like everyone else in those nations where terrible things happened all throughout history.

I hope you won't remain blind until it's too late.

[–]AcceleratedWallops 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (23 children)

Wearing a mask is "taking away your life"? Are you fucking retarded or just an entitled prick?

[–]sillystring 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

Wearing a mask is "taking away your life"? Are you fucking retarded or just an entitled prick?

this is definitely a paid shill, they have been paid to create static and to not stop until the last minute.

[–]AcceleratedWallops 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

If I can be getting paid to try to bring you jackasses back to reality, let me know where to sign up.

And who would be paying me? "Big mask"?

[–]sillystring 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

there will be a smooth transition for mr trump going into his second term as president of the united states.

[–]AcceleratedWallops 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Yes, and then he appoints himself Chancellor for life, and passes on the title to his children when he dies.

[–]sillystring 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

what you are doing there is telling us what biden wants to do, to appoint himself and his administration as dictators..

but hey, trump would make a really nice dictator, because he really does care about people, even though he knows so little about us, considering how he has lived a rich boy's life.. even considering that he was born with a silver spoon shoved up his ass, he really does care about the people that he represents as president.

All love and respect for our president, mr donald j. trump.

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    [–]AcceleratedWallops 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    The truth is worth more than a dollar, kiddo, and some people need to hear it.

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (14 children)

    The economy was collapsed, small businesses destroyed, lively hoods gone, MILLIONS evicted, people are forced to remain at home if they still have one, people fear the hospitals and die unnecessarily, looming food shortages will affect us all - except the wealthy and the ruling class. Get your pompous head out of your ass and recognize the totalitarian overreaction and excuse to take away our liberty while enriching the billionaires.

    The masks are PROVEN INEFFECTIVE - especially when people don't use them correctly because they're all as stupid as you.

    The masks are only a "polite" symbol of obedience to the totalitarians' new normal.

    [–]AcceleratedWallops 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (13 children)

    Oh the wealthy have definitely loved this shit, I agree with you there. All the more reason to try to put an end to it faster, by you know, following the same protocols we have in past pandemics.

    Proven ineffective? Umm no? Just the opposite dude.

    And they are "polite" in that they message to others "I'm not an idiot who believes conspiracy theories over science"

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Take a look at /u/Coronavirus and /u/FuckMasks for some non-corporate propaganda.

    Most people aren't even wearing N95 masks. It's fucking pointless other than to virtue signal that they are obedient mindless slaves willing to give up all their freedoms for fear of an imaginary potential invisible enemy which is in all of our bodies.

    Scientism is a blind faith in corrupt science. It seems you've caught it in a bad way.

    Quarantine the sick, weak, and elderly. The rest is TYRANNY!

    [–]AcceleratedWallops 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Here, real simple for you: https://youtu.be/x6cTDGqcUpA

    [–]Zahn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

    "I'm not an idiot who believes conspiracy theories over science"

    You kind of outed yourself right there. That's an increasingly stale trope. So what you're saying is: Doing research and math is a conspiracy theory, and believing what you hear on tv is now called science?

    [–]AcceleratedWallops 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

    You really think your "research" is better than people who do this for a living? People with doctorates and years of experience and study of that exact thing, people who have dove deep into a specialty?

    So it's just Dunning-Kruger to the extreme? Is that what this is?

    "Guys I changed my own oil so now I'm a certified mechanic. Take your car to me, not that shop down the street"

    [–]Zahn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

    Classic Appeal To Authority fallacy.

    An appeal to authority is an argument that something is true because an authoritative institution or individual says its true. This is a common source of propaganda, fallacy and cognitive bias.

    History has shown that authority is always right and has our best interests in mind?

    [–]iDontShift 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    earth is flat.

    try and prove it without corporate-owned experts, governments, and media liars.

    joe rogan setup a debate with Eric Dubay VS neale degrasse tyson ..

    joe canceled debate last minute.

    Eric Dubay had his youtube channel deleted.

    ifers.123.st

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    ???