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    Yeah. I saw your sub. Chinese circle-jerk or how was it called ? Did i pronounce it right ? Quite an intellectual sub cause of all the definitions.

    Do Chinese really need that many words to have a circle-jerk ? Or is it only for Uighurs ?

    All around the world anywhere else people just use their hands. Or do you get shot when you use your hands for it in China ?

    Maybe we can build some cultural bridges here.

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      Yeah i already read that. But i had to squint my eyes to be able to comprehend anything of it.

      So basically your sub is about a small herd of expelled Chinese that now circle-jerk off to how "cool" China is, right ?

      Do you miss it ? Are you a Han-Chinese ?

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        Come on.

        Ich sage Dir auch nicht ins Gesicht, was ich von Schlitzaugen halte.

        Chinese and Germans are friends, aren't we ?

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          So you hate your family. Like i hate mine. You see: There are bridges to be built here.

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            That is a common lie. First told by Kellogs.

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              It is definitely not my eyesight. Since as a teacher of physicists i am more than qualified to teach optics to medical students.

              I may or may not forget an optic instrument required for doing my job. Usually this is the case but that is the reason god created graduating (or "trying to") students for me, didn't he ?

              The actual problem is i'm scattered and i only save information, i regard as important.

              That is why god made secretaries. My optical instruments are no concern of yours.

              But i don't believe in dumbasses fumbling around with my eyesight in any more or less experimental surgery.

              These are handymen. NOT more than that.

              Their technical skills are more or less like Chinese communism skills: Non-existant .

              So yes: Maybe you forgive me forgetting my glasses. While i dissect your wholesome system.

              With the laser-scapell i was forgiven with.