Seven things every kid needs to hear, by Elon Musk. Sound advice for any parent.

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[–]binrobinro 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Number 8 should be "No".

[–]PuzzlesIRL 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Number 9 should be "A Participation Trophy is more useless than a one-legged man in a kicking contest."

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Number 10 should be: I'm only Elon Musk and i can't clearly see my fkn own limits.

Above that i'm a pedo-lilke bastard grandeur for impregnating Grimes and most of the hair on my head is transplanted there from my ass crack.

Above that: Math i most def. never understood.

[–]PuzzlesIRL 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Goddammit, I didn't call the fun police! You want to go next door.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So you you wanna suck me me a hard one... ehe... ! NOT the first pussy.

[–]screwballeclipsed 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

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[–]proc0 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Same difference. In theory it may be utopia, but in practice centralizing decisions and resources creates a single point of failure which is easier to corrupt, less resilient than decentralized free markets.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And the markets should be getting smaller and smaller in a long-term process we all should work for, so no more might-people can screw us that easily. Really nice THESIS of yours, i will check, if i can approve it.

[–]Trajan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I see as being along the lines of noting that nobody has done a ‘real’ parachute jump with an iron parachute. The idea itself is so flawed that it is destined to fail.

That said, I reckon it could work on a scale small enough where everybody knows everybody in the society.

[–]screwballeclipsed 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

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