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[–]RuckFeddit 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

This is hilarious on so many levels. It's literally an application of the same logic.

[–]kokolokoNightcrawler 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

If this is what it takes then I've been fighting the pandemic for 30 some years now.

[–]fred_red_beans 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Perhaps the true strategy is to flatten the pedestrian.

[–]Riva 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Fuck this

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I agree, fuck the 6 foot space shit!

[–]m68k 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Haha.

[–]gthroatborg 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

niggers: "6 ft apart or 6 ft underground"

[–]nsoc 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

don't be afria dis step 1, I'm jacked as fuck though and take tons of steroids. #1, if you feel threatened, ask for weed. This will brainfuck any ghetto nigger. #2, say you are looking for the po office. This makes you relatable bc youve been arrested and in jail. #3 walk like a crackhead and say DIS QUAMBOOL over and over again. Niggers are dumb and will instantly see you as a crackhead. Fucking with a dope dealers white mark is bad news for them.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Why are some of you taking this racially? Just because one person is black and the other is white? Jesus, 50/50 equal racial diversity for both of these ethnicities in a meme spreading "flattening the curve awareness", so we don't all die from COVD-19, wow, sue me! If both characters were white you'd yell I wasn't being diverse enough; if both characters black you'd call me racist; if it's even racially diverse you call me a racist!

Don't you fools care about staying 6 feet apart and COVID-19?

[–]happysmash27 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You could have the black person cross the street instead of white, and anyone with a double standard is less likely to see that as racist (even though the situation is pretty similar). Or, you could make both mixed race with no double standard at all. You could even make them anthropomorphic animals, avoiding races entirely, if you want a more colourful solution :P .

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You could even make them anthropomorphic animals

So going with this next time!! 😁