What the Iran conflict is really all about

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[–]Vigte 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

What if it was all about killing Soleimani for Khomeini - and paying USA back with an Iranian Oil deal (after putting on a good show for the public and news companies) because the Venezuela take over failed?

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Nah. Venezuela is not off the table. Nothing on Earth is off the table. Full spectrum dominance on Earth and in space too now, in all things.

[–]Vigte 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

True, but the Juan G. plan is done - they need to do something else while they work setting up the next round (will take a few years).

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I really hope it's a few years or more, preferably forever. But I suspect they have plan B, C, D, and E in the wings ready to unleash at the first prime opportunity. The prize is to grand not to.

[–]zyxzevn 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Pentagon: https://i.imgur.com/KHxTnAG.jpg

[–]magnora7 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Preferred ages for soldiers in the US draft in order: 20, 21, 22, 19, 18, 23

They're not selecting for wisdom or carefulness. They want disposable brawn, and they'll willing to bribe you by paying for your college... that is if you survive and don't get terrible PTSD

[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They're not selecting for wisdom or carefulness.

Can confirm.

Seen plenty of PTSD.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Yes! I was sitting here trying to think of a catchy title so I could post this.

Why are all of those MIC corps smiling and having fun? Because they win either way.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Those teenagers are in for quite a treat! Rinse and repeat!

Welcome to the year 2000! To start things off for the elitist cabal,

We shall have a false flag and then a war! And then a wall!

Prepare to be worse than animal!

By serving those who are cannibal!

Edit: Damn fuck this poetry shit. I gotta study some hard sciences and get gud! Fuck politics.

[–]FormosaOolong 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Weird how tragic and funny can coexist like this

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

did the lobsters foolishly willingly sign up

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

What are those lobsters going to do with all that cash?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Couldn't split up Kato and Nash

That's true

Couldn't split up Tango and Cash

That's also true

This is our song of exultant joy because

We only came to kick some ass

Rock the fuckin' house and kick some ass

What we gonna do with all the cash?

Smoke hash, and then we thrash

We'll throw a big ol' bash, y'all

And everyone is invited to the bash

And everyone, you're all invited to the bash

C'mon Kyle, watch out, c'mon

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Hulk smash!

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Smoke hash, and then we thrash
We'll throw a big ol' bash, y'all
And everyone is invited to the bash

We'll fucking lead as two Ki-hings!!!

Lead as two Kings!

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

there's a potato famine in idaho, you have to go down there

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Is he gone?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

he's encroaching on my decrees

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Can lobsters or whatever they are even function outside water?

[–]useless_aether 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

they can pinch. see those bands, they are there for a reason

[–]useless_aether 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

ouch! a good one!

[–]Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Where's Israeli?

[–]Zerorush 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The american lobster is too small. It needs to be the size of the room