“We were kidding about the whole women and men are physically equal” Everyone: "No you fucking weren't, straight to the front you go."

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[–]Tiwaking 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

Isnt the Male death ratio like....95% or something?

LADIES! ITS YOUR TURN!

#ImWithHer

[–]RatherSmallPotato 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

First time I see a ratio expressed in a percentage.

[–]Tiwaking 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Actually my numbers are way off. Apparently in WW2 the United States of America suffered 407,300 military deaths. 16 of those were women. That would give a ratio of...

16 : 407284 =

0.0%

[–]RatherSmallPotato 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

I had an argument once with my gf over male/female deaths, and she yelled: "WHAT ABOUT WOMEN GIVING LABOUR". And I figured it was a good argument. Until I realized that gardeners die on the job at the same rate as women giving labour. Gardeners!

[–]Tiwaking 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Let no one say that the weeds didn't put up a good fight.

[–]Wesborlandisagod5 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Are u serious? Lol please tell me your lying

[–]RatherSmallPotato 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Depends where you look. If you consider the entire world, the deaths during labour are quite a lot, but in the west with our healthcare its drastically reduced.

USA deaths during labour(17.2): https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/cdc-says-more-half-us-pregnancy-related-deaths-are-preventable-180972140/

I can't find just gardening, but after number 11 of this list, all of them are more than 17.2: https://eu.usatoday.com/story/money/careers/2018/01/09/workplace-fatalities-25-most-dangerous-jobs-america/1002500001/

You might be surprised which jobs kill the most.

[–]RuckFeddit 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Lets get the trannies involved too. They should be on the front lines, FINALLY they will get the representation they deserve. We just need a giant mirror to hold in front of the enemy. Due to their 40% attempted suicide rate, this could be a remarkably efficient hit ratio never before seen on the modern battlefield.

Projecting images of themselves onto the enemy from behind the lines is another idea, but we're not that far along yet.

IT'S XER TURN!

[–]useless_aether 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

to the front? not far enough!

insertion behind enemy lines

:-)

[–]AnarchySpeach 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Boat is sinking:

Women and children first

This society can go fuck itself. If I have to die on the boat then I deserve to be paid more. If a fire breaks out and I'm the 3rd pick out I deserve quite a damn lot.

I get 15 cents more an hour in exchange for a higher chance of death? Don't know about you, but from where I stand shit is more than equal for the bitches screeching on twitter.