This "huge lesbian" got matched to a horrified real lesbian

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[–]Maly_Querent 35 insightful - 5 fun35 insightful - 4 fun36 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

In other words: i want a human doll that will fulfill this narrow role for my self-lesbian fetish.

[–]Shinjin_Nana 30 insightful - 4 fun30 insightful - 3 fun31 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

What's wrong with dudes these days? Pornsickness? That guy needs a hobby that doesn't include women.

[–]jonesforme2 23 insightful - 1 fun23 insightful - 0 fun24 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He needs a hobby that don't involve is dick and bugging women.

[–]Nemesis_Noire 27 insightful - 10 fun27 insightful - 9 fun28 insightful - 10 fun -  (0 children)

if you're gonna wear makeup, invest in some foundation, dude.

[–]Feather 29 insightful - 4 fun29 insightful - 3 fun30 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

His goals...

If a real woman listed her only goals as, "Get fake tits and have a particular sexual orientation," it would indicate some issues (not that I can imagine a real woman listing those as her goals on a dating profile). And this isn't even a woman.

[–]artetolife 27 insightful - 5 fun27 insightful - 4 fun28 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

Wow, what a catch. You have to chase him and teach him how to be a "huge" lesbian, with nothing else brought to the table besides his ugly manly face. And what's up with them quantifying homosexuality? You are either same-sex attracted or you are not (and he is not).

[–]Feather 32 insightful - 7 fun32 insightful - 6 fun33 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

You have to chase him

I'm starting to hate the word "shy." Nowadays it doesn't seem to actually mean someone is shy. It means someone has abysmal social skills and they want you to think it's adorable.

And I never heard anyone describe a full grown adult as shy before the last few years. It was something people said about kids who don't like to interact with new people, or about their cats. "Shy" adults were called reserved or quiet.

[–]artetolife 12 insightful - 5 fun12 insightful - 4 fun13 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm actually shy but I wouldn't dream of advertising that on a dating site of all places. If you want to go on a date then you kind of have to get over it, uncomfortable as it might be. It's definitely not an attractive quality.

[–]lmaonope333 21 insightful - 1 fun21 insightful - 0 fun22 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

real lesbians dont need to do anything to become lesbians. lesbianism isnt an action or identity it's a state of being

[–]lavender_menace 19 insightful - 4 fun19 insightful - 3 fun20 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

So he is looking for a coach, who will teach him the womanly viles? That is totally what people are looking for on dating sites.

[–][deleted] 16 insightful - 3 fun16 insightful - 2 fun17 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Someone to do makeup with, share outfits, take gay selfies.

I can’t even.

In a word: male.

[–]throwawayanylogic 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"I like to take pictures of: Me"

Quelle surprise.

Totally not a narcissist, amirite?

[–]yishengqingwa666 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

He looks like a clown.

[–]Joopityjoop 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

His goal in life is to fucking get tits. Let that sink in. When asked about his goal, he wrote - get tits. What are normal people's goals? Do something more meaningful? Get a better job? Find love? Make more money? But no, his GOAL is to get tits.What are these people doing with their one life? He seems like a porn obsessed (likes kink) loner (no one clicks pictures of him) who just needs outward validation of his identity. Also, who the fuck is into naps? I mean, everyone likes them, but how void of anything else must your personality and hobbies be to include that in 'stuff you're into'. What else is he into? Breathing? Brushing his teeth?

Even when he describes what he looks for in somebody, his motives are self centred. He needs somebody to HELP HIM BECOME THE BIGGEST LESBIAN I CAN. He needs somebody other than him to swoon over himself with an equally sick intensity. Also, how does one become the 'biggest' lesbian ever? I didn't know there was a gradation. I just thought there were different, sort of parallel kinds of lesbians, all equally lesbian-ish (?).

He exists to satisfy his peepee. Like, his entire existence, his very Being appears to cater to only that. He's into the most non-effort shit (hell, he's into NAPS. NAPS!). It is so mind boggling how people end up like that.