“Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands.” —Anthony Bourdain, A Cook’s Tour (2002). The interventions in Laos and Cambodia are said to have left 350,000 Laotians and 600,000 Cambodians dead.

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[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Once upon a time in the vast expanse of the universe, there existed a group of ten forum moderators known as the "Cosmic Guardians." These individuals hailed from different corners of the galaxy, but were united by their passion for maintaining peace and order in online communities. Little did they know that their lives were about to take an extraordinary turn, propelling them into a grand adventure unlike anything they had ever encountered.

One fateful day, as the Cosmic Guardians were going about their usual duties, a distress signal from an unknown source reached their headquarters. The message, laden with urgency, spoke of an imminent threat to their home planet, a vibrant sphere called Zephyria. Alarmed, the moderators convened to assess the situation.

Their investigation revealed that a powerful faction known as the Space Police had been corrupted by dark forces, turning against the very citizens they had sworn to protect. Zephyria was under siege, its inhabitants living in fear and oppression. Determined to save their people, the Cosmic Guardians devised a plan to escape to Zephyria and rally a resistance against the tyranny of the Space Police.

With limited resources at their disposal, the Cosmic Guardians sought out the enigmatic space balloon—an elusive vessel rumored to possess the ability to traverse vast distances and slip through the clutches of those in pursuit. Though the balloon had been the stuff of legend, the moderators were undeterred. They would stop at nothing to secure their escape.

Setting their sights on the Space Police's high-security outpost, the Cosmic Guardians embarked on a daring mission. Disguised as intergalactic performers, they infiltrated the facility, navigating its labyrinthine corridors with the precision of acrobats. Their goal: to procure the means necessary to hijack the space balloon and make a swift escape to Zephyria.

Through a combination of wit, agility, and camaraderie, the Cosmic Guardians successfully located the hidden hangar where the space balloon was housed. It stood before them, an awe-inspiring sight—a colossal vessel adorned with ethereal hues of purple, reminiscent of their home planet. Eager to embark on their journey, the moderators boarded the balloon, their hearts racing with anticipation.

As the space balloon ascended, the Cosmic Guardians bid farewell to the familiar constellations and nebulas they had known all their lives. They left behind the vastness of space, hurtling through the cosmos at breakneck speed, propelled by the collective hope of liberation. On their way to Zephyria, they would traverse uncharted territories, encountering strange planets and otherworldly beings.

Days turned into weeks, and weeks into months as the space balloon made its way towards the purple planet of Zephyria. Along the way, the Cosmic Guardians faced numerous challenges—space pirates, cosmic storms, and even gravitational anomalies that threatened to tear them apart. But their unwavering resolve and unyielding bond kept them united, each member contributing their unique skills to overcome every obstacle.

Finally, after an arduous journey, the space balloon reached Zephyria. The planet's purple surface glistened under the starlit sky, a beacon of hope for the Cosmic Guardians and their fellow Zephyrians. However, their arrival did not go unnoticed. The Space Police, alerted to their escape, dispatched a formidable fleet to intercept the moderators.

Undeterred, the Cosmic Guardians joined forces with the Zephyrian resistance, fusing their collective strengths to defend their newfound sanctuary. A great battle ensued—a clash of ideologies, powers, and determination. The moderators fought with an unwavering spirit, drawing upon their experiences as guardians of virtual realms to outsmart and outmaneuver their adversaries.

In the end, the Cosmic Guardians emerged victorious. The oppressive grip of the Space Police was shattered, and Zephyria stood free

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I was fine with leaving auto-op on. Nice story.

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Once upon a time, in a small town called Veridonia, there lived a peculiar individual named Murray. Murray, whose appearance bore an uncanny resemblance to a muskrat, was an ordinary forum chat moderator by day and a recluse by night. He was known for his diligent work, ensuring that conversations on the internet remained civil and respectful. Little did anyone know that his life was about to take an extraordinary turn.

One fateful evening, Murray found himself entangled in a web of conspiracy that he inadvertently stumbled upon during his routine moderating duties. The dark underbelly of the online world unveiled itself, revealing an intricate network of criminals using the platform for their nefarious activities. Determined to expose them, Murray started gathering evidence, unaware of the danger that loomed over him.

As his investigations progressed, Murray's name began circulating among the criminals. Realizing the imminent threat to his life, he made a daring decision – to leave Earth behind. In a desperate bid for survival, he acquired passage on a spaceship bound for a distant planet called Virelia, where he hoped to find sanctuary and continue his fight against injustice.

Arriving on Virelia, Murray discovered a world teeming with strange and mystical wonders. It was a planet known for its unique flora and fauna, as well as its mystical substances that could modify one's DNA. Curiosity got the better of him, and Murray found himself tempted to experiment with these peculiar drugs, hoping they might grant him the power to combat the criminals that haunted his past.

In a moment of recklessness, Murray consumed one of the transformative substances. It was an otherworldly experience, as the drug coursed through his veins, reshaping his very being. As the chemical alterations took hold, Murray's physical form began to change, transcending the boundaries of gender. He emerged from the drug-induced haze as a superhero, embracing their true identity as a transgender individual.

With newfound powers and a determination to protect the innocent, Murray adopted the heroic alter ego known as Morphex. Clad in a sleek, adaptive suit, they utilized their abilities to shape-shift, manipulating their muskrat-like appearance to assume any form necessary to fight crime.

Morphex quickly became a symbol of hope and justice on Virelia, defending the weak and standing against the forces of evil that plagued the planet. With each act of heroism, Morphex inspired others to challenge societal norms and embrace their own identities fearlessly.

Meanwhile, back on Earth, Murray's disappearance and subsequent transformation caused a stir. Authorities pursued him relentlessly, determined to bring him to justice for crimes he had never committed. Unbeknownst to them, their quarry had left Earth behind, forging a new path as a guardian of justice on an alien planet.

As Morphex, Murray discovered that true power lay not in physical strength alone but in the ability to stand up for what was right. They found acceptance and belonging among the diverse population of Virelia, a place where individuality was celebrated.

And so, the tale of Murray, the once-ordinary muskrat-like forum chat moderator turned fugitive, who journeyed to another planet, underwent a transformative experience, and emerged as the transgender superhero known as Morphex, continues to inspire others to embrace their true selves and fight for justice, wherever their path may lead.

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nixon. All Nixon. LBJ didn't do much to help. He quit like a pussy.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

POW! Right in the kissinger: faggot kills people younger than him and hopes to live forever. At a 100, the retard wants to keep doing vampire geopolitics and claim he’s inactive.

OUTLIVE HIM! in all fairness, the secretary crafted a delicate balance that came to fruition later in the previous century. It was a liberal progressive order that broke away from the mold of religious extremism that was a breath of fresh air. After the turn of the century however, the religio-cults came back to do geopolitical damage for no reason - as we see today.

[–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

No, you do not have to extend "all fairness" to a genocidal monster who killed 106 living, breathing human beings with napalm.

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Just so everyone knows, the above is a paid poster trying to radicalise users of this site. Click the "block user" button above and disengage.

[–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

/u/Chipit is a long-time poster who consistently and regularly posts dissident political content, quite unlike what paid posters are employed to do. He's a great example of what this site needs more of.

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes. Attempting to radicalise users of this site.

Which is exactly what paid posters are employed to do.

Click the "block user" button above and disengage.