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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

In addition to infecting German submariners with explosive diarrhea, Norwegian saboteurs were able to sprinkle itching powder into condoms issued to the soldiers occupying their country.

So... how many Norwegians are of German descent because of that.

[–]wuzizname 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That’s the cruelest fucking prank ive ever heard of. Can you just imagine.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

In 2006, Crichton published Next, in which a character called Mick Crowley is described as a child rapist with a very small penis. This is actually a legal device to head off possible libel actions because satirized men are very unlikely to claim that a fictional character with a tiny procreation tackle is them.

This line of reasoning suggests that some men would rather be accused of being a child rapist, than be accused of having a small penis.

The small penis is probably a preferably detail for the children.

The critic might have suggested that this book character was a deliberate projection of the author's tendencies.

The critic should hire a cheap and inexperienced private investigator to look into the authors background for any evidence of child rape, or familial pedophilia.

This investigator could then go interview the neighbors and childhood friends (etc) of the author.

The inexperienced qualifier would allow news of the investigation to go public.

It wouldn't take long for someone to report the author was being investigated.

Someone on the internet will eventually learn of this investigation, and run with the ball.

Revenge is best served cold. This particular serving of revenge would be well fermented.